From the recording BAR BQ FOOL
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">I always wanted to write a song about BarBq. This is what I came up with. It is, after all, a religion where I come from! </span></p>
Lyrics
<p><span style="font-size: medium;" data-mce-mark="1"> BAR BQ FOOL</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;" data-mce-mark="1">Me and my wife went to a dinner one night</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;" data-mce-mark="1">We were guests at a country club</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;" data-mce-mark="1">I got a little lit, then I complained</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;">I didn't care how good their French food was</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;">I made a scene so we had to leave</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;">Cause eatin' snails ain't something I do</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;">While my wife was draggin' me out the door</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;">I hollered, "Next time, have some Bar BQ!" </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;">(chorus) Yeah I'm a bonafide BAR BQ FOOL</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"> Pig on a fire makes me lose my cool</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"> I get excited over hash and rice</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;" data-mce-mark="1"> Oooh, fried okra, sho' is nice</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;" data-mce-mark="1"> Macaroni and sweet ice tea</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;" data-mce-mark="1"> Banana puddin' is fine with me</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;" data-mce-mark="1"> I'm a son of the south that's true</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;" data-mce-mark="1"> 'Cause I'm a bonafide BAR BQ FOOL</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;" data-mce-mark="1"> Then yesterday, I tried to look away</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;" data-mce-mark="1"> There was a barbq joint in sight</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;" data-mce-mark="1"> Neon signs shaped like a pig </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;" data-mce-mark="1"> Gave me that cravin' that's hard to fight</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;" data-mce-mark="1"> The hickory smoke pulled me off the road</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;" data-mce-mark="1"> Even though my wife had dinner at home</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;" data-mce-mark="1"> I tried to hide the hushpuppies on my breath</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;" data-mce-mark="1"> Why can't I leave barbq alone?</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;" data-mce-mark="1"> (chorus)</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;" data-mce-mark="1"> They say good mental health is admitting to yourself</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;" data-mce-mark="1"> When you've got something wrong</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;" data-mce-mark="1"> So for therapy, I don't lie to me</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;" data-mce-mark="1"> That's why I wrote this song</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;" data-mce-mark="1"> (chorus)</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;" data-mce-mark="1"> I love me some bar bq food</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;" data-mce-mark="1"> Cause I'm a bonafide BAR BQ FOOL </span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: small;" data-mce-mark="1"> </span></p>
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